bonequest: chapter 21

August 27th 2003 No. 1,789

: Chapter 21: : "Hurray!" chirped Pants as he tumbled out of the laundry hamper and ran to the door. "The whores are here!" For whatever reason, Pants was particularly excited about their impending arrival and had been trying not to hyperventilate when the knock to the door finally came. : Spigot barely looked up from his big sandwich in progress to acknowledge their presence: "Hello whores!" : The women entered the room nervously at first, squinting to make out the dirty apartment's features. When they spotted the bong sitting on the coffee table, they started to feel more at ease. These guys might be freaks but at least they probably weren't cops. pants: HURRAY THE WHORES ARE HERE spigot: HELLO WHORES pants: THE FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: DO THE FUCKING DISHES AND BE QUIET ABOUT IT spigot: FOLLOWING THAT WE NEED THE GARAGE CLEANED OUT pants: WILL YOU TAKE AN OUT OF STATE CHECK spigot: I HAVE AN ATM CARD AND A PIN NUMBER

schedule

No. 7614 Friday January 24th 2020
"splish splash"

No. 7615 Saturday January 25th 2020
"what about the dots"

No. 7616 Sunday January 26th 2020
"i hear they are not good"

No. 7617 Monday January 27th 2020
"of course you are"

No. 7618 Tuesday January 28th 2020
"a plastic bag of hospital urine"

No. 7619 Wednesday January 29th 2020
"1,000 popes"

No. 7620 Thursday January 30th 2020
"more of a gift bag"

No. 7621 Friday January 31st 2020
"talking to you like a man"

No. 7622 Saturday February 1st 2020
"you're doing it wrong"

No. 7623 Sunday February 2nd 2020
"let's fist again"

No. 7624 Monday February 3rd 2020
"web comics"

No. 7625 Tuesday February 4th 2020
"cocksucking in the data center.wav"

No. 7626 Wednesday February 5th 2020
"another bug hunt"

No. 7627 Thursday February 6th 2020
"apple walnut loaf"