bonequest: chapter 21

August 27th 2003 No. 1,789

: Chapter 21: : "Hurray!" chirped Pants as he tumbled out of the laundry hamper and ran to the door. "The whores are here!" For whatever reason, Pants was particularly excited about their impending arrival and had been trying not to hyperventilate when the knock to the door finally came. : Spigot barely looked up from his big sandwich in progress to acknowledge their presence: "Hello whores!" : The women entered the room nervously at first, squinting to make out the dirty apartment's features. When they spotted the bong sitting on the coffee table, they started to feel more at ease. These guys might be freaks but at least they probably weren't cops. pants: HURRAY THE WHORES ARE HERE spigot: HELLO WHORES pants: THE FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: DO THE FUCKING DISHES AND BE QUIET ABOUT IT spigot: FOLLOWING THAT WE NEED THE GARAGE CLEANED OUT pants: WILL YOU TAKE AN OUT OF STATE CHECK spigot: I HAVE AN ATM CARD AND A PIN NUMBER

schedule

No. 7246 Tuesday January 22nd 2019
"weird dumb dicks"

No. 7247 Wednesday January 23rd 2019
"cool with that"

No. 7248 Thursday January 24th 2019
"can't piss with you watching"

No. 7249 Friday January 25th 2019
"joi"

No. 7250 Saturday January 26th 2019
"this absolute unit"

No. 7251 Sunday January 27th 2019
"if you don't mean it"

No. 7252 Monday January 28th 2019
"you're my disposable urinal"

No. 7253 Tuesday January 29th 2019
"wank it now"

No. 7254 Wednesday January 30th 2019
"exotic"

No. 7255 Thursday January 31st 2019
"the mysterious case of the spider-purse"

No. 7256 Friday February 1st 2019
"cooking with pants"

No. 7257 Saturday February 2nd 2019
"the only place i can blog safely"

No. 7258 Sunday February 3rd 2019
"hooooooooo"

No. 7259 Monday February 4th 2019
"ultima ii"

No. 7260 Tuesday February 5th 2019
"stan lee and steve ditko"

No. 7261 Wednesday February 6th 2019
"max hardcore, attorney at law"

No. 7262 Thursday February 7th 2019
"push came to shove"

No. 7263 Friday February 8th 2019
"playtest results"