bonequest: chapter 21

August 27th 2003 No. 1,789

: Chapter 21: : "Hurray!" chirped Pants as he tumbled out of the laundry hamper and ran to the door. "The whores are here!" For whatever reason, Pants was particularly excited about their impending arrival and had been trying not to hyperventilate when the knock to the door finally came. : Spigot barely looked up from his big sandwich in progress to acknowledge their presence: "Hello whores!" : The women entered the room nervously at first, squinting to make out the dirty apartment's features. When they spotted the bong sitting on the coffee table, they started to feel more at ease. These guys might be freaks but at least they probably weren't cops. pants: HURRAY THE WHORES ARE HERE spigot: HELLO WHORES pants: THE FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: DO THE FUCKING DISHES AND BE QUIET ABOUT IT spigot: FOLLOWING THAT WE NEED THE GARAGE CLEANED OUT pants: WILL YOU TAKE AN OUT OF STATE CHECK spigot: I HAVE AN ATM CARD AND A PIN NUMBER

schedule

No. 7486 Wednesday September 18th 2019
"hey space"

No. 7487 Thursday September 19th 2019
"flop"

No. 7488 Friday September 20th 2019
"let us dance"

No. 7489 Saturday September 21st 2019
"framing it, signing it"

No. 7490 Sunday September 22nd 2019
"sound of balls"

No. 7491 Monday September 23rd 2019
"throwing up hands"

No. 7492 Tuesday September 24th 2019
"fuhgeddaboudit"

No. 7493 Wednesday September 25th 2019
"put them here"

No. 7494 Thursday September 26th 2019
"okay then"

No. 7495 Friday September 27th 2019
"for instance"

No. 7496 Saturday September 28th 2019
"a dystopian sci-fi future"

No. 7497 Sunday September 29th 2019
"cool like dat"

No. 7498 Monday September 30th 2019
"remix me"

No. 7499 Tuesday October 1st 2019
"rhyming and stealing and beating each other off"