bonequest: chapter 21

August 27th 2003 No. 1,789

: Chapter 21: : "Hurray!" chirped Pants as he tumbled out of the laundry hamper and ran to the door. "The whores are here!" For whatever reason, Pants was particularly excited about their impending arrival and had been trying not to hyperventilate when the knock to the door finally came. : Spigot barely looked up from his big sandwich in progress to acknowledge their presence: "Hello whores!" : The women entered the room nervously at first, squinting to make out the dirty apartment's features. When they spotted the bong sitting on the coffee table, they started to feel more at ease. These guys might be freaks but at least they probably weren't cops. pants: HURRAY THE WHORES ARE HERE spigot: HELLO WHORES pants: THE FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: DO THE FUCKING DISHES AND BE QUIET ABOUT IT spigot: FOLLOWING THAT WE NEED THE GARAGE CLEANED OUT pants: WILL YOU TAKE AN OUT OF STATE CHECK spigot: I HAVE AN ATM CARD AND A PIN NUMBER

schedule

No. 7371 Sunday May 26th 2019
"trust but verify"

No. 7372 Monday May 27th 2019
"a few of my favorite things revisited"

No. 7373 Tuesday May 28th 2019
"which pet shop boy are you"

No. 7374 Wednesday May 29th 2019
"everyone's tie-off tube is waving around in zero g"

No. 7375 Thursday May 30th 2019
"but do u"

No. 7376 Friday May 31st 2019
"did i spell that right"

No. 7377 Saturday June 1st 2019
"BLAST OFF"

No. 7378 Sunday June 2nd 2019
"from each according to their gifts"

No. 7379 Monday June 3rd 2019
"better than i'd hoped for"

No. 7380 Tuesday June 4th 2019
"a moment of silence for"

No. 7381 Wednesday June 5th 2019
"delicious tarballs"

No. 7382 Thursday June 6th 2019
"going in circles"

No. 7383 Friday June 7th 2019
"our linux devops podcast"

No. 7384 Saturday June 8th 2019
"perfectly centered the whole time"

No. 7385 Sunday June 9th 2019
"erectile dysfunction is no laughing matter"

No. 7386 Monday June 10th 2019
"that third burrito"