spigot: I PREFER PROUD, DEFIANT JERKS
spigot: THE KIND THAT SPURT UP AND SAY "HEY I'M GAY TODAY"
spigot: "AND I MIGHT BE GAY TOMORROW AND THE DAY AFTER THAT"
spigot: I APOLOGIZE
spigot: I DON'T OWN ANY STEPHEN KING
spigot: WELL I HOPE THESE JOKES ARE STILL FRESH
spigot: AFTER ALL THE LIGHT YEARS THEY TRAVELLED TO GET HERE
spigot: THESE SPACE JOKES
