pants: I'M A GOOSENECK LAMP
deuce: THAT EXPLAINS A LOT
pants: CAN'T WE JUST ROUND THEM UP AND PUT THEM IN A CAMP
deuce: I STUFF CHEESE BETWEEN MY LEGS
pants: I WOULD LIKE TO LICK A DICK UNDERWATER (YOU'VE HEARD ME SAY THIS BEFORE BUT THIS TIME I REALLY WILL)
deuce: EVERY TIME YOU TALK ABOUT THIS YOU PUSSY OUT AND DROWN
