pants: SOLD TO THE RAPE VICTIM IN THE PAJAMAS
deuce: OKAY GUYS HERE'S THE DEAL I DIDN'T RAPE THAT LITTLE BOY BUT IF I DID I WOULD BE REALLY SORRY
deuce: CAN I GO NOW
pants: I CAN GO HOME IF I TELL YOU HOW SORRY I AM (AS IF THE BOY WAS STANDING HERE HIMSELF!!!!!!)
pants: SURELY YOU'LL LET ME OFF AS I HAVE A TINY PECKER
