spigot: THEN AS GOD AS MY WITNESS THEY FORCED ME TO PLACE AN AD SAYING I WOULD LICK PRICKS FOR FREE AND MY HOME PHONE
deuce: T SPIGOT THAT IS SOME KIND OF AWFUL CROSS TO BEAR
spigot: LET'S PLAY A JOKE ON PANTS WHERE YOU LICK MY DICK
deuce: T SPIGOT HOW IS THAT A JOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOO OOOO
spigot: BECAUSE I GET MY DICK LICKED AND PANTS IS NONE THE WISER
deuce: I CANNOT ARGUE WITH THAT IMPECCABLE LOGIC
