spigot: I NEED SOMEONE TO GROPE AROUND MY PANTS AND PULL MY DONG LIKE A WEED
spigot: A HORRIBLE POINTY THORNY POKEY WEED THAT WON'T SHUT UP DURING TV
deuce: T SPIGOT VIGOROUSLY AS IN TEARING IT OUT OR JUST ROUGHLY TESTING TO SEE HOW DEEP THE WEED IS IN THERE
