pants: GET ON MY GROOVY TRAIN
spigot: BALLS
pants: JUST REV YOUR ENGINE ONCE TO BE GAY WITH ME, TWICE TO BE QUEER
spigot: VROOM VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PULLING OUT THE CHOKE QUICKLY AND THE CLUTCH SLOWLY
spigot: SQUIRK SQUEAK SQUIRK CHONK CHONK SLIPPING OUT OF GEAR HERE
spigot: NEED TO PARK AT DAD'S HOUSE UNTIL JUL 4
