spigot: OKAY THEN
spigot: I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HELP ME SUCK AND GO DUH
deuce: I'D HELP BUT MOMMY SAYS I HAVE TO GO TO BED
spigot: SERIOUSLY I'M ASKING FOR HELP
deuce: T SPIGOT I WISH I COULD HELP BUT I'M UNDER STRICT ORDERS
spigot: AND FIVE BLANKETS