atandt: SOMEONE IS CRUSHING MY BALLS
pants: IT COULD BE MY FATNESS
deuce: YOUR WIFE (YOU DID NOT GET ENOUGH PEANUT BUTTER)
atandt: IS IT 'DEUCE' OR MAYBE 'PANTS'
pants: LET'S NOT OVERLOOK MY FATNESS HERE
atandt: HOW ABOUT 'SPIGOT'?
atandt: T PANTS YOU JUST TOTALLY BLEW MY TIMING
pants: DEFINITELY FATNESS