atandt: IS THIS YOUR ISSUE OF ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN
pants: I DON'T ALWAYS EJACULATE WHEN GRANDMA GOES DOWN ON ME AND FOR THIS REASON I CANNOT SAY
atandt: DID YOU SLIP A BADLY RETARDED, POORLY DRAWN NOTE UNDER MY DOOR
pants: I CAN'T EVEN GET HARD SMOKING CRACK IN CHURCH
atandt: "DEAR JERKCITY, WORK-STOPPAGE UNTIL I KNOW MARY-JANE IS SAFE, LOVE PANTS"
pants: THE GOBLIN TOOK HER
