spigot: OKAY I ACCIDENTALLY SAT ON A BAG OF EGG ROLLS
pants: SAY IT ISN'T SO
spigot: T PANTS "ACCIDENTALLY" THAT IS
pants: HOW CAN I SUCK THIS DICK WITHOUT GETTING GRIME AND GRIT ON MY TEETH
spigot: THAT'S WHY (SERIOUSLY) YOU SHOULD FORM A GAME PLAN
pants: SCREAMING AT YOU FROM THE URINALS
