spigot: BLOWJOBS AND BONGHITS AT FOUR PM????
pants: MAKE IT FOUR TWENTY!!!
pants: HMM
spigot: HMM
pants: OKAY HANGING UP NOW
spigot: BYE
deuce: MEANWHILE, THREE HOURS LATER
pants: BRRRRRING BRRRRRING BRRRRRRRRRRRING BRRRRRRRRRING BRRRRRING
spigot: WHAT
pants: WELL?????
spigot: WELL WHAT
pants: I'M ALONE IN THE STALL
spigot: OKAY
pants: WITH MY DICK OUT
spigot: SUPER
pants: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BLOW ME AT 4:20
spigot: I DID!!!!
spigot: I BLEW YOU OFF