spigot: T DEUCE WHAT DID YOU GET ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY
deuce: T SPIGOT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY I HAVE GOTTEN YOU: NOTHING
deuce: T SPIGOT WHICH IS ACTUALLY A POSITIVE THING SINCE USUALLY I GET YOU: A PUNCH TO THE TITS
deuce: AND BY THAT I MEAN ASSAULT AND BATTERY ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND
spigot: HONKING IT
