pants: TONIGHT'S LAW & ORDER: "MANHOOD". A GAY COP DIES BECAUSE HE GETS NO BACKUP IN A DRUG BUST.
pants: TOMORROW'S LAW & ORDER: "SILENCE". A HOMOSEXUAL COUNCILMAN WHO WAS BEING BLACKMAILED IS MURDERED.
spigot: THIS FRIDAY'S LAW & ORDER: "FATTY MCFUCKFACE". HUGE PURPLE DICKS SLAP YOUR ASS AND LEGS.
