pants: SO MY DAD'S STILL MOLESTING ME
pants: HE LIKES IT ALTHOUGH I FIND MYSELF INDIFFERENT ABOUT THE PROCESS
pants: OKAY THAT'S A WRAP
pants: I'LL BE SMOKING IN THE PARKING LOT IF ANYBODY NEEDS ME
pants: ONE MORE PAGE TO GO ??? CAN WE EDIT THIS PART OUT
pants: ALL RIGHT: UH, DEAR CANADIAN GOTH GIRL
pants: WAIT WRONG PAGE
pants: THIS PLACE IS WORSE THAN THE MUPPET SHOW