No. 7738 Tuesday May 26th 2020
"the noam chomsky rap" starring deuce

No. 7739 Wednesday May 27th 2020
"making love" starring deuce and pants and spigot

No. 7740 Thursday May 28th 2020
"my condition" starring deuce and net

No. 7741 Friday May 29th 2020
"jumbo-sized" starring pants

No. 7742 Saturday May 30th 2020
"what's in it for me" starring deuce and pants

No. 7743 Sunday May 31st 2020
"susan" starring deuce and net

No. 7744 Monday June 1st 2020
"the olden days" starring deuce and pants

No. 7745 Tuesday June 2nd 2020
"but soft" starring deuce and pants

No. 7746 Wednesday June 3rd 2020
"1 newborn baby" starring deuce

No. 7747 Thursday June 4th 2020
"he has left this place" starring pants and spigot

No. 7748 Friday June 5th 2020
"cut it up one time" starring deuce

No. 7749 Saturday June 6th 2020
"old yeller" starring spigot

No. 7750 Sunday June 7th 2020
"good morning deuce" starring deuce

No. 7751 Monday June 8th 2020
"loud sigh" starring spigot

No. 7752 Tuesday June 9th 2020
"coffee can" starring pants

No. 7753 Wednesday June 10th 2020
"pond snails" starring deuce and pants

No. 7754 Thursday June 11th 2020
"user friendly" starring spigot

No. 7755 Friday June 12th 2020
"you are likely to" starring spigot

No. 7756 Saturday June 13th 2020
"i'm unix" starring deuce and pants

No. 7757 Sunday June 14th 2020
"lookalikes" starring effigy and spigot

No. 7758 Monday June 15th 2020
"yes, very droll" starring pants

No. 7759 Tuesday June 16th 2020
"did i mention" starring deuce and net

No. 7760 Wednesday June 17th 2020
"brass tacks" starring deuce

No. 7761 Thursday June 18th 2020
"if the shoe fits" starring spigot

No. 7762 Friday June 19th 2020
"amazon echo" starring deuce

No. 7763 Saturday June 20th 2020
"normally" starring deuce and pants

No. 7764 Sunday June 21st 2020
"bane" starring spigot

No. 7765 Monday June 22nd 2020
"used to dream" starring dick

No. 7766 Tuesday June 23rd 2020
"what do we want" starring deuce and pants

No. 7767 Wednesday June 24th 2020
"shot through the heart" starring deuce

No. 7768 Thursday June 25th 2020
"a good day" starring deuce and pants

No. 7769 Friday June 26th 2020
"dip" starring deuce and pants

No. 7770 Saturday June 27th 2020
"a fun new twist" starring spigot

No. 7771 Sunday June 28th 2020
"suit of armor" starring deuce and pants

No. 7772 Monday June 29th 2020
"baby" starring deuce

No. 7773 Tuesday June 30th 2020
"safe at home" starring deuce and spigot

No. 7774 Wednesday July 1st 2020
"a tiresome walk-on" starring deuce and spigot

No. 7775 Thursday July 2nd 2020
"rabbit hole" starring deuce and pants

No. 7776 Friday July 3rd 2020
"i'm a sex" starring deuce and pants

No. 7777 Saturday July 4th 2020
"please execute me" starring deuce and pants

No. 7778 Sunday July 5th 2020
"they call it cheese" starring dick

No. 7779 Monday July 6th 2020
"cousins who have kids" starring net

No. 7780 Tuesday July 7th 2020
"pygmalion" starring deuce and effigy

No. 7781 Wednesday July 8th 2020
"british or american" starring deuce and net

No. 7782 Thursday July 9th 2020
"unwilling to respond" starring spigot

No. 7783 Friday July 10th 2020
"a message to the world" starring pants

No. 7784 Saturday July 11th 2020
"double-dicking" starring deuce and pants

No. 7785 Sunday July 12th 2020
"cannot" starring pants

No. 7786 Monday July 13th 2020
"a severe case" starring deuce

No. 7787 Tuesday July 14th 2020
"yaml file" starring deuce and pants

No. 7788 Wednesday July 15th 2020
"the baguette proxy" starring deuce and pants

No. 7789 Thursday July 16th 2020
"the universal sound" starring deuce

No. 7790 Friday July 17th 2020
"why indeed" starring spigot

No. 7791 Saturday July 18th 2020
"open your golden gate" starring spigot

No. 7792 Sunday July 19th 2020
"why do you" starring deuce and pants

No. 7793 Monday July 20th 2020
"sorry for the spam" starring pants

No. 7794 Tuesday July 21st 2020
"give it a little kiss" starring deuce and pants

No. 7795 Wednesday July 22nd 2020
"that would be cool i guess" starring deuce and spigot

No. 7796 Thursday July 23rd 2020
"tiger" starring deuce and net

No. 7797 Friday July 24th 2020
"iscandar and gamilon" starring deuce and effigy

No. 7798 Saturday July 25th 2020
"the succ" starring deuce and effigy and pants

No. 7799 Sunday July 26th 2020
"2 wishes left" starring deuce and pants

No. 7800 Monday July 27th 2020
"pass" starring spigot

No. 7801 Tuesday July 28th 2020
"in which deuce makes a new friend" starring deuce

No. 7802 Wednesday July 29th 2020
"adulthood" starring spigot

No. 7803 Thursday July 30th 2020
"can i show you my wienerdog" starring pants

No. 7804 Friday July 31st 2020
"sex pest" starring spigot

No. 7805 Saturday August 1st 2020
"volstead act" starring deuce

No. 7806 Sunday August 2nd 2020
"new haiku format" starring spigot

No. 7807 Monday August 3rd 2020
"lean and mean" starring pants

No. 7808 Tuesday August 4th 2020
"classic sara lee commercial" starring spigot

No. 7809 Wednesday August 5th 2020
"home less" starring deuce and pants

No. 7810 Thursday August 6th 2020
"ffffffurp" starring deuce and pants

No. 7811 Friday August 7th 2020
"christ on a crutch" starring deuce and pants

No. 7812 Saturday August 8th 2020
"tinnitis" starring deuce and pants

No. 7813 Sunday August 9th 2020
"g.r.a." starring deuce

No. 7814 Monday August 10th 2020
"flapping, flopping" starring pants and spigot

No. 7815 Tuesday August 11th 2020
"eek" starring deuce and pants

No. 7816 Wednesday August 12th 2020
"biding my time" starring deuce and net

No. 7817 Thursday August 13th 2020
"the discourse" starring deuce and pants

No. 7818 Friday August 14th 2020
"boys boys boys boys" starring spigot

No. 7819 Saturday August 15th 2020
"gaslighting" starring deuce and pants

No. 7820 Sunday August 16th 2020
"rip" starring spigot

No. 7821 Monday August 17th 2020 🎁
"a b g" starring spigot

No. 7822 Tuesday August 18th 2020
"square brackets" starring deuce and spigot

No. 7823 Wednesday August 19th 2020
"the sun is going down" starring deuce and pants

No. 7824 Thursday August 20th 2020
"a good stiff pants" starring deuce

No. 7825 Friday August 21st 2020
"bella bellz" starring deuce and spigot

No. 7826 Saturday August 22nd 2020
"thanks in advance" starring spigot

No. 7827 Sunday August 23rd 2020
"consequences" starring deuce and pants

No. 7828 Monday August 24th 2020
"boys ii men" starring effigy

No. 7829 Tuesday August 25th 2020
"and other words" starring deuce

No. 7830 Wednesday August 26th 2020
"cuckoo's egg" starring spigot

No. 7831 Thursday August 27th 2020
"transporter accidents" starring deuce and pants

No. 7832 Friday August 28th 2020
"two pizzas" starring spigot

No. 7833 Saturday August 29th 2020
"charlie hebdo" starring spigot

No. 7834 Sunday August 30th 2020
"maidan" starring deuce

No. 7835 Monday August 31st 2020
"lawyer jokes" starring spigot

No. 7836 Tuesday September 1st 2020
"mamacita" starring deuce and effigy

No. 7837 Wednesday September 2nd 2020
"monads" starring pants

No. 7838 Thursday September 3rd 2020
"hot dogs" starring spigot

No. 7839 Friday September 4th 2020
"flipper baby deuce" starring deuce and pants

No. 7840 Saturday September 5th 2020
"a lot to learn" starring atandt and deuce

No. 7841 Sunday September 6th 2020
"the martian" starring deuce

No. 7842 Monday September 7th 2020
"lol" starring deuce and spigot

No. 7843 Tuesday September 8th 2020
"queerbo aisle" starring deuce

No. 7844 Wednesday September 9th 2020
"so" starring deuce and pants and spigot

No. 7845 Thursday September 10th 2020
"when they fall over" starring spigot

No. 7846 Friday September 11th 2020
"the suggested next word" starring deuce and pants

No. 7847 Saturday September 12th 2020
"bacon cheeseburger" starring deuce

No. 7848 Sunday September 13th 2020
"watch me poo" starring pants

No. 7849 Monday September 14th 2020
"very proud" starring deuce

No. 7850 Tuesday September 15th 2020
"the 1970s" starring deuce and pants

No. 7851 Wednesday September 16th 2020
"applesauce" starring pants

No. 7852 Thursday September 17th 2020
"cartoon pig" starring pants

No. 7853 Friday September 18th 2020
"pilot's license" starring deuce and spigot

No. 7854 Saturday September 19th 2020
"master class" starring pants

No. 7855 Sunday September 20th 2020
"tarot deck" starring deuce and spigot

No. 7856 Monday September 21st 2020
"the crotch army" starring net and pants

No. 7857 Tuesday September 22nd 2020
"yeah me neither" starring deuce and effigy and pants

No. 7858 Wednesday September 23rd 2020
"your fucking piss jug" starring dick and spigot

No. 7859 Thursday September 24th 2020
"shoe-shaped shits" starring spigot

No. 7860 Friday September 25th 2020
"yee haw" starring spigot

No. 7861 Saturday September 26th 2020
"tinkle piss" starring deuce and pants

No. 7862 Sunday September 27th 2020
"the main menu" starring pants

No. 7863 Monday September 28th 2020
"flap flap flap" starring pants

No. 7864 Tuesday September 29th 2020
"can you even" starring deuce

No. 7865 Wednesday September 30th 2020
"wrong holiday" starring deuce

No. 7866 Thursday October 1st 2020
"perfect laminar flow" starring deuce and pants

No. 7867 Friday October 2nd 2020
"buzz buzz" starring deuce and pants

No. 7868 Saturday October 3rd 2020
"go to bed" starring deuce and pants

No. 7869 Sunday October 4th 2020
"declare an emergency" starring deuce and effigy

No. 7870 Monday October 5th 2020
"a clear progression" starring deuce and pants

No. 7871 Tuesday October 6th 2020
"n.e.t." starring deuce and dick and net

No. 7872 Wednesday October 7th 2020
"the irishman" starring deuce

No. 7873 Thursday October 8th 2020
"all we ask" starring pants

No. 7874 Friday October 9th 2020
"target or old navy" starring spigot

No. 7875 Saturday October 10th 2020
"can you tell me how to get" starring spigot

No. 7876 Sunday October 11th 2020
"subject: none" starring spigot

No. 7877 Monday October 12th 2020
"the cost of the frogs goes up with each retelling of the story" starring spigot

No. 7878 Tuesday October 13th 2020
"c'mon everybody" starring pants

No. 7879 Wednesday October 14th 2020
"toast and jam" starring pants and spigot

No. 7880 Thursday October 15th 2020
"mouth is open should be shut" starring spigot

No. 7881 Friday October 16th 2020
"the middle of the woods" starring deuce and pants

No. 7882 Saturday October 17th 2020
"gold finger" starring deuce and pants

No. 7883 Sunday October 18th 2020
"hacker man" starring spigot

No. 7884 Monday October 19th 2020
"what a dick" starring deuce and pants

No. 7885 Tuesday October 20th 2020
"too big to fail (revisited)" starring deuce

No. 7886 Wednesday October 21st 2020
"together at last" starring hanford and ozone

No. 7887 Thursday October 22nd 2020
"edited in sequence" starring deuce

No. 7888 Friday October 23rd 2020
"piss clams" starring deuce

No. 7889 Saturday October 24th 2020
"cross-pollinating" starring deuce and pants and spigot

No. 7890 Sunday October 25th 2020
"plumper pass" starring deuce and effigy and spigot

No. 7891 Monday October 26th 2020
"public service net" starring spigot

No. 7892 Tuesday October 27th 2020
"sproinging" starring deuce and spigot

No. 7893 Wednesday October 28th 2020
"hamburger menu" starring pants

No. 7894 Thursday October 29th 2020
"who wants cake" starring deuce and pants and spigot

No. 7895 Friday October 30th 2020
"let he who" starring deuce and effigy and spigot

No. 7896 Saturday October 31st 2020
"pumpkins" starring pants and spigot

No. 7897 Sunday November 1st 2020
"heart to heart" starring deuce

No. 7898 Monday November 2nd 2020
"how_i get_hard" starring pants

No. 7899 Tuesday November 3rd 2020
"absolute mess" starring : and pants

No. 7900 Wednesday November 4th 2020
"hitting ceiling with broom" starring deuce and pants

No. 7901 Thursday November 5th 2020
"my true name" starring atandt and pants

No. 7902 Friday November 6th 2020
"urge to drink" starring deuce and pants

No. 7903 Saturday November 7th 2020
"modem" starring deuce and pants

No. 7904 Sunday November 8th 2020
"floating in space" starring deuce and pants and spigot

No. 7905 Monday November 9th 2020
"still not identified" starring : and deuce

No. 7906 Tuesday November 10th 2020
"juggalos" starring deuce and pants

No. 7907 Wednesday November 11th 2020
"grapes" starring pants

No. 7908 Thursday November 12th 2020
"absotively positootly" starring deuce and pants and spigot

No. 7909 Friday November 13th 2020
"invisible bee" starring deuce and pants

No. 7910 Saturday November 14th 2020
"quiet time with god" starring deuce and pants

No. 7911 Sunday November 15th 2020
"talking about your feelings" starring deuce and spigot

No. 7912 Monday November 16th 2020
"suicide fashion show" starring deuce and pants

No. 7913 Tuesday November 17th 2020
"cancer sticks/ idiot box" starring pants and spigot

No. 7914 Wednesday November 18th 2020
"that's what makes america great" starring deuce and pants

No. 7915 Thursday November 19th 2020
"but if you do" starring pants

No. 7916 Friday November 20th 2020
"no disrespect" starring deuce and spigot

No. 7917 Saturday November 21st 2020
"baby makes three" starring deuce and spigot

No. 7918 Sunday November 22nd 2020
"your friend my friend" starring : and pants and spigot

No. 7919 Monday November 23rd 2020
"the second law" starring deuce and spigot

No. 7920 Tuesday November 24th 2020
"canker sore" starring deuce

No. 7921 Wednesday November 25th 2020
"fields medal" starring deuce and spigot

No. 7922 Thursday November 26th 2020
"bsl 4" starring deuce

No. 7923 Friday November 27th 2020
"watching" starring deuce and net and pants

No. 7924 Saturday November 28th 2020
"pan pan" starring deuce

No. 7925 Sunday November 29th 2020
"concussion" starring effigy

No. 7926 Monday November 30th 2020
"autist artist" starring deuce and pants

No. 7927 Tuesday December 1st 2020
"macneil/ lehrer" starring spigot

No. 7928 Wednesday December 2nd 2020
"he can read that" starring deuce and pants

No. 7929 Thursday December 3rd 2020
"straight moon" starring deuce and pants

No. 7930 Friday December 4th 2020
"not with their hearts" starring spigot

No. 7931 Saturday December 5th 2020
"t.p.z." starring spigot

No. 7932 Sunday December 6th 2020
"dirty pool" starring deuce and pants

No. 7933 Monday December 7th 2020
"stop with the gay talk" starring atandt and deuce

No. 7934 Tuesday December 8th 2020
"joii" starring spigot

No. 7935 Wednesday December 9th 2020
"too many dicks" starring deuce and net

No. 7936 Thursday December 10th 2020
"sometimes" starring net

No. 7937 Friday December 11th 2020
"let's talk about sex" starring deuce and spigot

No. 7938 Saturday December 12th 2020
"clorox containers" starring bung and deuce

No. 7939 Sunday December 13th 2020
"carpe" starring spigot

No. 7940 Monday December 14th 2020
"first dicks of the day" starring pants

No. 7941 Tuesday December 15th 2020
"attacked by skeletons on horseback" starring deuce and pants

No. 7942 Wednesday December 16th 2020
"squirr rppp" starring deuce and spigot

No. 7943 Thursday December 17th 2020
"type 2" starring spigot

No. 7944 Friday December 18th 2020
"what's great" starring deuce

No. 7945 Saturday December 19th 2020
"crypto- currency" starring deuce

No. 7946 Sunday December 20th 2020
"talking shit" starring deuce and dick and net

No. 7947 Monday December 21st 2020
"all of my fingers" starring pants

No. 7948 Tuesday December 22nd 2020
"mother of god" starring -- and deuce and net

No. 7949 Wednesday December 23rd 2020
"northwest" starring deuce and spigot

No. 7950 Thursday December 24th 2020
"so far" starring deuce

No. 7951 Friday December 25th 2020
"all hail microsoft" starring deuce

No. 7952 Saturday December 26th 2020
"meme- weaver" starring deuce

No. 7953 Sunday December 27th 2020
"decathlon" starring deuce and net

No. 7954 Monday December 28th 2020
"recycled" starring deuce

No. 7955 Tuesday December 29th 2020
"beautiful" starring deuce

No. 7956 Wednesday December 30th 2020
"tugboat" starring deuce and pants

No. 7957 Thursday December 31st 2020
"the bonghit song" starring spigot

No. 7958 Friday January 1st 2021
"nutscraping" starring deuce and spigot

No. 7959 Saturday January 2nd 2021
"my wang is not a carpet" starring deuce and pants

No. 7960 Sunday January 3rd 2021
"summer school" starring deuce and pants

No. 7961 Monday January 4th 2021
"just sayin'" starring pants